Serena: When you told me you were pregnant I said that I would be there for you, no matter what, and I haven’t been. And I’m sorry.
Blair: Well you had a work crisis.
Serena: Yeah, but the truth is I was jealous.
Blair: Well if it makes you feel better marrying a prince isn’t what fairytales would lead you to believe.
Serena: No, that’s not what I was jealous about. You’re the star of Dan’s book.
Blair: Well as I said, it’s pure fiction.
Blair: Well you had a work crisis.
Serena: Yeah, but the truth is I was jealous.
Blair: Well if it makes you feel better marrying a prince isn’t what fairytales would lead you to believe.
Serena: No, that’s not what I was jealous about. You’re the star of Dan’s book.
Blair: Well as I said, it’s pure fiction.
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Pete: Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she’s making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when… she’s talking about her friends.
Rosalee: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone’s really an idiot. One when you’re singing to Barry White. One when you’re getting all dressed up. And one when you’re looking at me.
Rosalee: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone’s really an idiot. One when you’re singing to Barry White. One when you’re getting all dressed up. And one when you’re looking at me.
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